It’s from https://siliconesound.com/

If you look at it closely you can see the eyes were done by someone who knew walleye were supposed to have some kind of white eye but it’s just white paint over the huge glass eyes of something you’d normally find in a different animal and it’s hilarious to me, especially since walleye only appear to have white eyes due to how reflective their eyes are.

They have perfectly normal looking fish eyes when alive, so for taxidermy mounts what you do if you’re good at it is paint the eye like it’s having its picture taken with the flash on. The eye looks normal save for the flashback effect.

THIS taxidermist just painted the whole center of the eye solid white and that makes it look so hilarious to me especially coupled with the fact that the body shape isn’t quite right for a walleye either. Even a fat walleye isn’t shaped like a bass.

Only 10-11 months (punches tend to take a little bit longer to heal than the pierced equivalent BUT since the cartilage tube is fully removed and not just partially removed and pushed aside it leaves a cleaner hole when done that is difficult to have heal shut) until I can swap out the glass studs for rings, then my ears will look the way I liked them before my ex spent months subtly telling me they were ugly, weird, and immature so I eventually removed them.

The punches were done at 12ga then the 10ga glass was put in; that’s fairly common to do with punches as they bleed a LOT (I had a drape over my ear and part of my head and neck so I didn’t get covered) so doing them one size smaller than the jewelry puts enough pressure on them to usually get ‘em to stop actively springing bloody leaks after a few days.

For anyone curious, he helixes were punched at 12ga and had 10ga glass plugs put in. For punches that’s generally common otherwise they just bleed a ton more and they already bleed a lot (when I had my conches done and these two helixes they put what is essentially a surgical drape on/around the area to stop blood getting in your hair, on the table, and into your ear canal.

BUT it’s worth it as the swelling is significantly less than with a needle where cartilage is concerned.

The left side was done with needles and healed fine but there was so much swelling the first few days they constantly ached.

Punches sting when the skin is broken but other than that they just feel tight for a few hours then feel like nothing.

The other downside is they tend to take a tiny it longer to heal; with a needle it’s usually 6-8 months, with punches it’s closer to 10-11 months before they’re healed completely through but at 43 I’ll happily take a longer heal time with much less up front trauma.

The voices are dead on and it’s just fucking hilarious, especially the Minecraft and Mario Kart ones.

Sometimes they’ll bring in other political figures (like to make headshot jokes at JFK) but the best ones are just those three talking like a group of typical asshole 20 something gamer guys.

There’s not even a single account to recommend, I think I’ve followed maybe 15 of them in the past week and they’re all great.

The old gas tank heater didn’t even make enough hot water to fill the tub halfway.

And it’s wicked efficient and pre-softened as well and just perfect to do right before bed.

…even if a cat fell in last night.